Computer Acronyms

Enjoy Following Computer Acronyms…

ISDN –

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE –

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICROSOFT –

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SCSI

– System Can’t See It

WINDOWS

– Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

DOS

Defective Operating System

BASIC

Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DVD

Differing Vendor Designs

OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW

World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP

Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

JAVA

Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

PCMCIA

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